sniffingrainbowdust:

Do you ever start rubbing your eyes and then it feels really good and you can’t stop so it’s like eye masturbation

(Source: frnkoreo, via clanni)

billyjojo:

imagine getting a tattoo and then hearing the tattoo artist going like “oops”

(via fatpeoplemakemehappy)

theofficialpolice:

just-cat:

sad-white-girl:

I would be an awful parent. My kid would say “I don’t wanna go to school I just wanna sleep” and I’d probably get in bed with them and say “I feel you”

"why weren’t you at school today"

"my mum feels me"

*police sirens*

(Source: 2cc48a, via fatpeoplemakemehappy)